艾伦脱口秀408:每当潮汐变幻时

I know what you're thinking.Ellen,you can't end the show without continuing your week long soap opera

我知道你们在想什么 Ellen 你可不能不播这周的肥皂剧就结束节目啊

And you're right,it's time for episode 3 of As The Tide Turns

是的 现在马上播出第三期《每当潮汐变幻时》

Life is like the ocean.Complicated currents,highs and lows and ever changing cycle

生命就像大海 那复杂的海流 高潮 低潮 还有不断变化的周期

And European men in tiny bathing suits.This is what happens,As The Tide Turns

当欧洲人还穿着小小的浴衣 当潮汐变幻时 会发生什么

Pierre.I didn't see you there,don't sneak up on me like that

Pierre 我没有发现你来了 别这样偷袭我

Everyone knows what's going on here

大家都知道发生了什么事情

What,That I'm madly in love with you.Pierre no.

什么事情 我疯狂的爱上了你 Pierre 别这样

That night we spend in Pairs,you almost.Pierre stop

我们在巴黎的那个晚上 你差点 Pierre 停下

That night,that night when you almost fell from the Fairswhale

那晚 那晚你差点从Fairswhale上摔下来

And I pulled you into my strong arms and we kissed.Pierre,put your glasses on

我用强壮的胳膊搂住了你 我们接吻了 Pierre 快戴上你的眼镜

Tatiana.See.I knew,you thought I was my evil twin sister Janet

Tatiana 看到了没 我就知道你把我当成我的胞妹Janet了

I'm sorry.I knew you were in love with her

对不起 我知道你爱她

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