艾伦脱口秀393:胜利之光

And tell me who you're talking about.At my chiropractor and in the waiting room

然后要告诉我你在说谁 在按摩师的等候室里

I found the perfect man,he is seriously many different kinds of yummy

我看见了这个完美的男人 他真的各种性感

If anyone konws where I can find a single version of this man,you just let me know.God did good with that one

要是谁知道哪有这样的单身男子 请务必告诉我 老天待他不薄啊

I found out he was married,so I can't stalk him now

我后来知道他结婚了 所以我就不能再花痴他了

He's hot.he was on the Friday Night Lights,I just heard he's won

他超性感 他还演过《胜利之光》 我刚听说他得奖了

That he won the Emmy.I didn't konw that.I just would like him to know that I loved you before you had an Emmy

他得了艾美奖 我之前还不知道 我希望他明白 我在你得奖之前就看上你了

So,that's true love.I got it is.Isn't he cute.He is very cute

这是真爱 我懂了 难道他不可爱么 他确实很可爱

So you want that kind of guy.They don't make me like that anymore I feel.Really

所以你喜欢这种类型的么 我感觉没有以前那么喜欢了 真的么

Yeah,I konw they all wear skinny jeans and earn a ban and don't wash the hair.It's like a new thing,yeah

嗯 有些人穿着紧身牛仔裤 被发限制令 又不洗头 这是种新类型 是吧

Or everybody ever get to meet a very much sexual can on my quote.Alright,so if there's any filthy dirty man who don't bathe

如果谁认识这种类型的 可以联系我 好吧 如果观众里有谁下流无耻又不洗澡的

Any truckers,any truckers out there.please get touch with us,we'll help you find kelly

所有卡车司机 还有所有卡车司机们 请联系我们 我们会帮你联络上Kelly

Kelly's new CD \"Stronger\" comes out Oct 24th,thank you so much Kelly Clarkson for being here,thanks to Chris Pratt

Kelly的新专辑《Stronger》将于10月24日发行 非常感谢Kelly来到我们节目 谢谢Chris Pratt

I got to say a very very special thank you to Brad pitt,I know you don't like doing a lot of talk shows,but I'm happy you decided to do me.

我还要特别感谢Brad Pitt 我知道你不是很喜欢上脱口秀节目 不过我非常开心你能来我这

You know what I mean,you know that mean.Do the show.I'll see you tomorrow.Be kind to one another.Bye,do the show

你知道我的意思 你懂的 来上我的节目 明天见 记得善待他人 再见 谢谢来到这期节目

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