艾伦脱口秀362:探讨最重要的事

Oh,have a seat,thank you for being here and back at you all the energy

请坐啊 非常感谢你们能来这里 所有的热情我悉数奉还

I sent it right smack back at you,thanks

排山倒海送还热情于你们 谢谢

are you in good mood,me too,me too

你们心情好吗 我心情也很好呐

We are still in our first week of our new season and it's exactly as I planned it

现在仍是新一季艾伦秀的首周 和我计划的完全一致

It's going perfectly.So far Ashton Kutcher has flashed me and my house got struck by lightning

进展得非常好 目前为止只有Ashton Kutcher亮瞎了我的眼 还有我的房子不幸被闪电击到

It could only go up from here,so what we start this week

但只要在这儿 一切都会变得更好 这周开始我们做些什么呢

This is exciting,here is what I want to talk about today

今天在这里我要说的事情 让我无比激动

A few weeks ago,It was announced that Chaz Bono is going to be on the new season of Dancing with the Stars,have you heard

几个星期前 有人宣称Chaz Bono 将会参加新一季的《与星共舞》节目 你们听说了吗

Actually I'm sure you heard,because it's everywhere,it's all over the news

事实上 我相信你们也听说了 因为到处都是这则消息 满天飞

Literally everyone is talking about it,here are just a few examples

真的是每个人都在谈论 这里有一些例子

Apparently,a lot of people upset about Chaz Bono, Chaz Bono...Chaz dancing,Chaz used to be Chastity

很明显 有好多人都在谈论Chaz Bono Chaz Bono...Chaz过去可是Chastity

That's right.these clips are just from the last seven minutes that I pulled

说的没错 我整的这些片段 只是剪自于最后的七分钟而已

So I mean there's been all this controversy about Chaz Bono

我看到有许多的争论围绕着Chaz Bono

and here is what I have to say,really,really.I mean there's a lot of stuff goint on in the world right now

有些话我不得不说 真的吗 真要这样吗 就现在 世界上有很多事情正在发生

Is this the most important thing that we should be talking about,I mean,really

这就是我们要探讨的最重要的事情吗 真要这样吗

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