艾伦脱口秀348:做喜欢做的事

Hi,everybody,hi.I'm so happy,this is our first week of shows.

你们好吗 我太开心了 这是节目的第一周

And I'm happy to be back,doing what I love doing with the people I love doing it to

很高兴能够回来 对我喜欢的人做我喜欢做的事

So,thank you for letting me do what I do to you

谢谢你们让我继续做我对你们做的事

In case you missed our premiere show,I didn't fly my audience to Australia

可能你错过了我们的首映秀 我没有把我的观众都送去澳大利亚

But,thanks to Ashton Kutcher,we all got to see the land down under

但是 得谢谢Ashton Kutcher 我们都见识到了下面的世界

People have been asking if Ashton was actually naked,he was wearing a nude color sock

有人怀疑Ashton是不是真的全裸了 好吧 其实他穿着一只肤色的袜子

Unfortunately it was on his foot.that's where the sock was

但不幸的是 他穿在了脚上 是的 袜子在脚上

And that was not the only scary thing that happened to me on saturday

但这并不是上周六发生的唯一一件吓人的事

Listen to this,I'm not kidding around,I got struck by lightning

听我说 我可没开玩笑 我被雷击中了

Well I didn't,but my house did.But still scary

确切的说不是我 是我的房子 但是仍然很吓人吧

I don't know if you live here in Los Angeles,any of you,but there's a warning,I was watching TV

我不知道你们当中有没有人住在洛杉矶 当时有警报 我正在看电视

and I heard the beeps.At first I thought wow Judge Judith swears a lot because

然后就听到了哔哔声 刚开始我还在想 朱迪法官可真爱飚脏话

And then it turns out the beeps were those emergency alerts

后来才发现哔哔声原来是紧急警报

and warning that thunderstorms were in Los Angeles and I've only seen the emergency alert in Los Angeles only once before

暴风雨要来了 在洛杉矶我只见过一次紧急警报

And it was a serious emergency,It was Jamba Juice who was out of wheatgrass

那可是非常严重的紧急情况 是他们在用小麦草做然巴果汁时发出的声音

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