艾伦脱口秀197:主持电影颁奖礼

No, but I'm not in any dating websites.

我不上约会网站

I don't... I'm not... I have one,like APP on my phone.

我不 我不 我手机上 有个类似应用

That's kind of... It's called \"Food Spotting\".

它叫\"发现美食\"

And it's like Tender but for food, so it let me know...

它就像陌陌 但是找食物的

Is this real? - This is totally real.

这是真的吗 -千真万确

It lets... They let you know about food in your area.

它让你知道你周围的美食

So like... This week in LA.Like, I own this one, particular, scone.

这周在洛杉矶 我看见一个松饼 很特别

And, under a mile way,coincidence, probably not.So, I'm like \"Should I go?\"

大约一公里远 巧合吧 或许不是 我在想 我该去看看吗

And my friend are like \"Go. Check it out.\"

我朋友们就说 \"走吧 过去瞧瞧\"

So, I went to the scone,and kind of like just sign up to it.

所以 我走向松饼 像要上去签个名来着

And it's like... Oh, my god, you look just like your picture.

天哪 你和照片上的一模一样

So, kind of dating. Kind of dating. Kind of...It's different than that. You should...

所以 这种约会 那种约会 这种 和那种不太一样

Oh, my god. Hilarious. Pretty much the same exactly way.It's almost exactly the same. Yeah.

上帝啊 太搞笑了 几乎一模一样啊 几乎完全一样 是啊

Um, we are gonna take a break,and we are gonna talk about you hosting the Movie Awards.

我们先休息一会 然后聊聊你主持的电影颁奖礼

And, um, your show coming back,and the movie that you are doing.

即将回归的脱口秀 以及你正在拍的电影

Ah... Yeah. And so many things. So many good things.We'll be back with Amy.

嗯 很多事情 都挺不错的 广告之后 马上回来

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