艾伦脱口秀155:获奖感言

And so I YouTube, you know,a Hollywood Walk of Fame acceptance speeches,

所以我上Youtube搜索了 好莱坞星光大道获奖感言

and the first one up, \"Ellen DeGeneres\",the most unhelpful thing I've ever watched.

第一个结果就是 \"艾伦·德杰尼勒斯\" 这是我看过的最无用的东西

She is like naturally funny.I mean, I'm sort of fan,But it's not as easy going as hers.

她天生就会搞笑 我也很想这样 但是没有她那么自然

Like it's really easy and whatever.I was like \"Well, that sucks. I can't do that.\"

她做起来就真的很轻松 我就想 \"糟糕 我做不来\"

So I've got... I made much more serious and,not somber speech, but, um...The whole thing had sort of...a funeral aspect to it.

所以我 我的演讲要严肃的多 算不上忧郁严峻 但是 整个演讲有点 葬礼的感觉

It does. It's like the next time people talk about Julie You won't be here to see it. You know.

真的 下次大家聊起朱莉时 你不会现场亲眼看到的

'Cause there's a lot of people talking about you,and what you've accomplished. Yes.

因为很多人在谈论你 聊你的成就 -是啊

And so you got a wax figure at the same day as well.That's what I gotta say. The same day they present.

那天你也有了自己的蜡像 就是我想说的 -就在那天他们展出了...

Madame Tussaud.There we go!Okay. This is really cool,and I really really love it.

在杜莎夫人蜡像馆 就是这个 这太酷了 我非常非常喜欢

And it's kind of amazing what they did.Not kind of, that's very amazing.

他们做得挺棒 不是\"挺\"棒 是\"非常\"棒

That's said, after the day of the memorial service to go and see your dead bodies.

等于说 结束了追悼会一样的演讲后 还要去看看自己的尸体

Essential sequence,Was it a little disconcerting? It's very well done.

基本流程啊 难道不会让人有点儿不安吗 -这个做的非常好

Yes, it is.They usually good. 'Cause usually you look at them

没错 他们做的通常都很好 -因为一般我们看到的蜡像

and they are not as well done.I mean, there's some... - This one I came in,

很少能做得这么像 我意思是 他们有些 -就这个人像来说

and I saw the back of his head first.And even though None of you I normally get off myself,

我进来之后先看见的是他的后脑勺 即便如此 就算没有人来提醒我

I completely knew it was me immediately.Yeah, how did you know from the back?

我也能立刻认出这个人像就是我 是啊 你怎么从后面看出来的呢

How did you... Well, maybe the shirt I gave them that..Um...

你怎么 可能是因为衬衣 那是我给他们的 嗯

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