艾伦脱口秀106:一项特殊技能

Do not try that at home.Don't do it.

别在家里玩这个 千万不要

But if you do some like that,Please upload it to Ellen Tube so I can see it.

但如果你干了这些蠢事 请上传到艾伦主页 让我也看看

So there were some other movies that opened over the weekend.

最近周末出了一些电影

The movie Paddington.It was the NO. 1 movie about talking bears.

\"帕丁顿熊\" 这是第一部讲述了一只会说话的熊的电影

So congratulations to them.It was based on the famous children's book.

恭喜那些熊 根据著名儿童读物改编

And it's been getting great reviews.

好评不断

I saw it, you know,it's a children's movie,but it was darker than I thought would be.

我看过 是一部儿童电影 但是比我想象的要阴暗

Maybe it was just me.Take a look.I didn't actually know your name.

也许就是对我而言 一起来看一看 我还不知道你的名字

I don't know who you are.I don't know what you want.

我不知道你是谁 我不知道你想要什么

If you are looking for ransom,I can tell you I don't have money.

如果你想打劫我 我告诉你我没钱

But what I do have are a very particular sort of skills.

但是我确实有一项特殊技能

Skills I've acquired over a very long career.

这个技能让我有很长的职业生涯

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

让我成为你们这种人的噩梦

I will not look for you.I will not pursue you.

我不会寻找你 我不会追赶你

But if you don't,I will find you.And I will kill you.

但是你不跑 我就会找到你 然后杀了你

英语脱口秀