艾伦脱口秀17 有三种颜色的猫是雌性

All right,let's talk about your kitty cat.Now ,what made you get the kitty cat?

我们来谈谈你的小猫吧 你怎么会想要养猫呢

Eh,well,I wanted a dog,but I was like I can't take...

我本来是要养狗的 但是我就像 我不能

Awwww, there she is.How do you not want that?Yeah,little Chaz Bono.

奥 就是它 你怎么可能不想要这只小可爱呢 是的 小CHAZ BONO

And you got her,is...is that her name?Well her offical name is Cleo,but she,we call her CHAZ BONO,because she's ,I've never met a cat like,

你 这是她的名字吗 它的名字是Cleo 但是我们叫她chaz bono 因为她 我从没遇到过一只猫像

you assumed for she's a boy,because normally dogs're boys,cat're girls,right,but she's such a masculine energy.

开始以为是个雄猫 因为正常来说狗像男孩子 猫像女孩子 对 但是她男性气质太强

Right. and that we gonna always says he,right, fot the first week I thought it was boy,

是的 她总是叫他 是的 头一个星期我以为她是只雄的

I named her Oliver,like gotta call her Oliver.Like boy boy boy as we like, what's this name,so we call her Chaz Bono.

给她取名oliver 叫她oliver 小伙小伙的叫着 这是什么名字 所以我们叫她chaz bono

That's her driving.Because because those tawny cats,that's a tawny cat,all three colors cats are girls,

她在驾驶 因为黄褐色的猫 这是只黄褐色的猫 有三种颜色的猫都是雌性

just you know that for the future,any cat with 3 colors is a femal.

以后你在碰到就清楚了 只要有三种颜色的猫都是雌性

and so, and she drives?Yes,she drive,she's cute as can be.So you got her as a kitten?

所以 她会开车? 是的 她太可爱啦 你从她小时候就养了

I got her as a kitten when did this problem start,tell people what she's doing?She's peeing on my bed,because she hated my,and...

我从小就养她了 什么时候开始这样的 跟大家说她在干嘛 她在我床上尿尿 因为她讨厌我

So ,but there must be reasons usually do that to act out,because she's using a little box before that it means first of all,there's a down-comforter,

肯定有原因她才会那么做的 因为她在用它前面的盘子 这意味着首先这有被子

yeah,then she's peeing becuase it's feathers,and she's smelling that.That's what happened, oh.

她尿尿是因为这些羽毛 她嗅到了 这就是原因 原来如此

That's even worse than peeing on your down-comforter,cause those are expensive,so...well I was renting the house so...and you're renting the comforter too?

比在被子上尿尿更糟糕的是 这些被子还都死贵 反正是我租的房子 被子也是租的吗

I gave it back.I've waiting for the phone call,but it hasn't happened yet so...All right,that's one thing if it's the down-comforter

我退回去了 我一直在等人打电话给我 但是没有 好吧 被子是一个原因 另一个原因是

and the other thing is she's mad at you,she's acting out,because...I think because I was working,I was gone all the time,

她对你很生气 她在发泄 因为 可能是因为我 一直不在家

so she was like, you know...right,so you have to get another kitty cat.I have to get another cat? that's right.

所以她才这样 你知道的 对的 所以你要再买一只猫 我要再买一只猫 是的

That's the answer? Another cat?So she's not by herself,she's lonely.

这就是你的答案 再买一只猫 她就不会一个人了 她很孤单

Oh,that makes sense,people would assume cats can just be alone,you need to get another cat.

奥 有道理 人们都以为猫不会孤单 你还要再买一只猫

Yeah,all right I will get...we're talking about a cat.Ok,a cat.

好 我会的 我们居然在讨论猫 是的 猫

All right,she wants me get another feline.I don't even know what you're even doing. All right.

好吧 她想让我再买猫科动物 我甚至不知道你在干嘛 好的

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