《柯南脱口秀》第81期:寻常的一天

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This must be your first TV show.It's exciting for you.Fantastic. 你们是第一次上电视节目吧这么激动太棒了

The great people who are not sick of us yet. 这些人肯定还没厌烦我们呢

That takes up to six minutes,Andy.That's true. 过六分钟就会了安迪是啊

That's not going to kick in.What day is it,it's Thursday,ladies and gentlemen. 这感觉不会出现的今天那天了周四哦

Let's not get crazy,it's a day of the week. 别那么激动不过是寻常的一天

It's Thursday,it's now officially one week until Chrismas.Did you realize that?Oh,look at this guy,he didn't know. 周四了现在距圣诞只有一周了大家知道了吗看啊那人还没意识到呢

The guy over here thinks it's still Wednesday. 那家伙还以为还是周三呢

Anyway,I have seen him before.Anyway,it's officially one week until Christmas 总之我以前见过他总之现在距离圣诞节只有一周了

So that if you're a guy,you have six days until you have to start shopping.That's what it means. 如果你是男人你还有六天就必须去买东西了就是这样

Who does that?I go out the night before,I go to 7-Eleven and I just start buying .My wife loves slim Jims. 谁这么干我会前一晚去我去7-11 开始买东西我妻子喜欢牛肉干

A lot of nativity scenes out there.Oh,yeah.Shut up Andy. 现在有很多基督诞生场景是啊闭嘴安迪

This is something I saw on the news.That's right,I had my newspaper out this morning and I was looking at the news, 这是我在新闻上看到的没错我今早拿出报纸我在看新闻

there was story that said to baby jesus stolen from nativity scenes,they get stolen a lot, 有则报道为寻回基督诞生场景的失窃耶稣宝宝大概经常被偷吧

a company is putting GPS trackers inside them.can you believe that? 一家安保公司现在在宝宝体内植入了追踪器

If they had done this with the real Jesus,it would have answered a lot of questions.Seriously. 如果他们对真耶稣这么干了那很多事都有解答了真的

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