《柯南脱口秀》第55期:交流时很风趣

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You look good,you look good,Cedric.Thank you man,I like it. 你看起来很棒赛德里克谢谢老兄我喜欢

I can't get away,if I wear a hat like that,someone would knock it off my head. 我就不行如果我戴那样的帽子别人会从我头上打掉的

You would look cool with a hat,but it would mess up your .you know,that's your signature thing,yeah. 你戴帽子一定很好但是会搞乱你的发型那是你的标志性特点没错

You got a song,you know that.I'm in love with the Coco. 有一首关于你的歌你知道吗我爱上柯南了

You all know that song,right?I wasn't even aware,Fantastic. 你们都知道这首歌对吗我都不知道太棒了

Whole thing they should play it for you.Really,I don't want to hear that. 有一整首歌的他们应该给你放一下真的吗不我可不想听

You know,it's funny,I'm curious if you had this experience. 说来有趣我很好奇你有没有这个经历

I had so many people come up to me and say,Conan,I bet you were the class clown. 有很多人对我说柯南我敢打赌你是班级小丑

Were you the class clown?No,you know,cause my mother was a schoolteacher in the district I went to school. 你是班级小丑吗不是我妈妈是我那所学校的老师

I mean,I was funy but I didn't do class clown jokes.I did jokes like I was selling illegal drugs. 我很搞笑但我不会开那种班级小丑玩笑我讲笑话时就像在非法贩毒

you know,Like,I always looked around and I would tell the joke and fire off a joke. 我总是四周看看你懂吗我讲笑话的同时

I would have friends looking and clapping pigeons to make sure 让朋友们放哨鼓掌报信

Here comes the principal Cedric.Yeah,put my jokes up and then run. 校长来了赛德里克好吧藏起笑话然后逃跑

I know what you're talking about because I always felt like,I was funny with my friends 我知道你在说什么因为我总是觉得我跟朋友们交流时很风趣

But the class clown was the guy that jumped up and set th clock back and got in the teacher's face. 但是班级小丑是那种跳起来把时钟调慢挑衅老师

They all get shot,those guys.They always end up with bad,horrible stories. 那些人都中枪了他们最后下场都很惨

I wanted to make it out of high school.That's the whole thing. 我想安全度过高中就是这样

So I never,there was the classs clown.you know people would just like call down and tell my mom 所以我从来不是班级小丑而且有人会招来我妈妈告诉她

You know,he's doing it right now and you know she would,before cell phones. 他正在讲笑话呢那时还没有手机

So she would just drive up to the school and give me a in front of everybody. 她会开车来学校在所有人面前打我一顿

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