《柯南脱口秀》第43期:已经道歉三次

kntkx 柯南脱口秀 157 0

I'm curious,do you ever bulk up for a role,like do you bulk up for Game of Thrones? 我想问你是否曾为角色锻炼身材你为《权利的游戏》特意锻炼身材了吗

No,I mean,last year I did a movie coming out next year called Gods of Egypt. 去年我拍了部电影明年上映叫《埃及众神》

And I had to bulk up somewhat for that,and every morning I would come on set 我要为那部电影稍稍练壮实一点每天早上我去片场

and they would have like this dish ready for me,which was like six eggs and a lot of 他们为我准备了菜六个鸡蛋好多三文鱼

and a lot of vegetables,spinach and protein shake. 很多蔬菜菠菜蛋白质奶昔

That is so much,that's an insane amount of protein.It's obscene,yeah. 好大的蛋白量啊简直过分

And the problem for me is when I have too much of those shakes,and especially if I have like a protein bar, 我的问题是我喝多了那种奶昔尤其如果我吃蛋白质棒

I don't know if any of you have experienced that,but it's like,it's like cement. 不知道大家是否有相同体验感觉像水泥一样

It will stop my system functioning.For days.Have you ever experienced that? 我的身体都停止运作了好几天你有过这种经历吗

How did we get down this road? 我们怎么说到这上面来的

We started with me saying,you look good.You look like you workout. 起初我说的是你看上去很不错你似乎有锻炼

And now you're basically telling us.You know,I once went two weeks without going to the bathroom.Really，two weeks? 结果你现在说起了我曾经便秘两周真的两周

Fascinating,that was my next question. 太有趣了我接下来就要问这个

My next question was,when was the last time you pooped?It was right here. 你上次通便是什么时候就在这上面

Two weeks.I know,I shouldn't tell you this story.It's a little gross.But hey,now it's just you and me and then we can do it. 两周我真不该说的有点恶心只有咱俩了那我们说吧

I think no one is watching home by now.I'm sorry. 应该没有人在家里看呢真抱歉

Once you got into that part.I'm going to check something else out.I apologize. 你一说到这个话题他们都我还是换个台吧真抱歉

That's the third time you apologized. 你已经道歉三次了

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