《柯南脱口秀》第32期:难以启齿的事
So I decide to watch this movie and I put it in the DVD.and I want to take my time with it,you know. 我决定看这部电影 我把DVD放了进去 我想好好放松一下 你懂的
It's been a big morning.I want to take my time with it. 早上很累 我想好好放松一下
So I'm watching this thing for about a half an hour. 所以我看了半个小时
Congratulations.Must have had a really good story. 恭喜 剧情一定很赞
Parts of it was really interesting.oh,really? 有一部分真的挺有趣 真的吗
So I'm watching this film and then on comes the scene with like 20 women doing unspeakable things to each other,on the TV. 我看着这部电影 然后在一个场景中 二十个女人互相做着难以启齿的事 在电视上
Right? and everything ends and I wrap up everything and it's all finished. 对吧 然后一切都结束了 我搞定了一切 全都结束了
And I don't know about you.Mission .Mission accomplished. 我不知道你怎么样 任务达成 任务达成
I don't know about you,but once you're done,you're done. 我不知道你是怎么样 但是一旦搞完了 就没兴趣了
Right.You need that movie to come right off.That movie has to be off. 对的 你需要立刻关掉那部电影 那部电影必须关掉
It's to me how something so wonderful can be so terrible just two seconds later. 我感到很费解 前一秒那么舒服的东西 两秒之后就变得那么糟糕
It reminds me of the hot towels you get on airplanes. 这让我想到了飞机上的热毛巾
They're so great for like three seconds and then there's these disgusting rags. 它们一开始感觉很舒服 三秒之后就变成了恶心的抹布
That have to be by salad gongues.yeah,you're right.Terrible. 它们必须用沙拉钳夹走 是的 你说的对 太糟了
So you had the sub light moment.It's fantastic.right.and want it off the air. 所以你获得了很棒的瞬间 爽呆了 结束了 然后你想关掉
I want turn it off,I the remote control and I press power and it doesn't shut off and it won't go off. 我想关掉 我拿着遥控器 点了电源 但是关不掉 画面还在
And I don't want to stand up and go across the room because I want to go to sleep.Yes. 我不想站起来 走过房间 因为我想睡觉 是的
Pretty much.I just want to sleep.So,but It won't go off. 差不多就这样 我只想睡觉 但是关不掉
I'm still hearing it and seeing it and I want no part of it anymore. 我还能听和看到 但是我不想再参与了
I'm done.I'm finished.It's growing me out.It's me out now,yeah. 我够了 我完了 现在令我很恶心 我也听得很恶心
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