《柯南脱口秀》第4期:别想得到一分钱

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But he sent me an email saying I didn't know you fish.I said I don't. 他给我发了一封电邮说我不知道你还钓鱼啊我说我不啊

He said I saw this picture of you online and you're an angler, clearly. 他说我看到了一张你的照片在网上你显然挺会钓鱼的

Sent me the picture.Let's see the picture. I brought it.Do we have the picture here? 他把照片发给我了我们看照片吧我带来了

Wait..Hold a minute.So this is not you?that's not me. 等等太搞笑了等等这不是你吗这不是我

And even I had to take a take because it looks like me.Right. 我都看了三遍看上去是挺像我是啊

So you were looking at that picture thinking when was I fishing and wearing European speedos 你看着那张照片就想我什么时候钓了鱼还穿着欧式泳裤

I had to in on the face and it's not me. 我放大了脸部结果发现不是我

But the thing that really was confusing to me was what was James Marzan looking at? 但让我特别糊涂的是詹姆斯·马斯顿为什么会看这个

What was he searching for? That was what he...what was he searching for? 他搜索了什么啊他找到了这个那么他搜索了什么

Fishermen? Speedos? Speedos plus mahi-mahi. 渔夫吗？泳裤泳裤加鲯鳅鱼

That guy is probably somewhere out there. 那人或许在看呢

His picture is on this show. That's wird.That's right and he's not getting paid a cent. 他的照片突然出现在了节目上好奇怪啊是啊而且他别想得到一分钱

Are you the kind of guy that would wear that bathing suit? 你是那种会穿泳衣的人吗

Are you comfortable with showing a lot of skin? 你介意那样裸露吗

I'm pretty comfortable with showing a lot of skin but I don't know if I would wear that bathing suit. 我不介意裸露但我不知道我会不会穿那条泳裤

There was on about five minutes when I was a kid, 我小时候很短一段时间

Like junior high when all my friends were wearing speedos so I bought one.But 初中吧我的朋友们都穿泳裤我也买了一条但是

I wore it twice and I was like nah,I'm going back to the diggers. 我也就穿过两次决定改回穿吊腿裤

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