艾伦脱口秀435:共同主持生日秀

Have a seat.Have a seat,thank you very much.

请落座 谢谢大家 请落座

Thank you so much at this extra nice I appreciated,I send it right back to you.

感谢大家多我的厚爱 我荣幸之至 将这份爱如数奉还于你们

And before we get start it at the show,I wanna wish someone happy birthday.Me,it's my birthday.Happy birthday,me.

在节目开始之前 我想要祝某人生日快乐 就是我啊 今天是我的生日 祝我生日快乐

Thanks for being here on my birthday,I wore my birthday suit for you.Yeah,and the sense make me put this on.

谢谢大家来到这里为我庆生 我也为你们穿上了特制的生日服 对啊 这就很好解释我为什么穿成这样了

This year I make very clear to everyone,I don't want any gifts I want no gifts at all.

今年我和每个人都说的很清楚 今年生日我绝不收礼

And unfortunately my staff listened,and they all been fired.So,I really mean,I fired them.

不幸的是 我的员工很听话 于是他们都被解雇了 我真的炒了他们

No,I actually didn't wanna gift this year,But there are people who say don't get me anything,

没有啦 今年我真的不收礼物 但是有一类人呢嘴上说着什么都不要

and they don't mean it.They really wanna something,they do.

但其实他们不是那个意思 他们心里还是想要的

And your present really I actually do mean it,your present is my present,That's all I need.

其实我的意思是 大家的到来 大家的到来就是送我的礼物 这就是我所需的了

And I love to come out here and I love to get all this energy that I get from you all the time.This kind of reception who could ask anything more.

我每天在这里很开心 喜欢这样一直从大家那里汲取快乐 人生如此 夫复何求

Well,there is one thing and that is,I ask for my birthday to have a co host for my birthday show.

不过还有一事相求 我想求个人 能在今天与我共同主持我的生日秀

And who better to help me for the co host than another talk show host.

有谁能比另一个脱口秀的主持人更合适的呢

So the co host is my top favourite late night shows,please welcome the very handsome the very lovable,very very funny the Mr.Jimmy Kimmel.

所以这个搭档是我最喜欢的夜间秀主持人 有请超级帅气 非常讨人喜爱的 无比有趣的Jimmy Kimmel先生

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