艾伦脱口秀364:真实的报警记录

Thank you,thank you,oh boy.Tony,yes.I'm gonna read y'all some really real police reports in our brand-new segment,Oh Puh-lice

谢谢 谢谢大家 Tony 在 我将给大家读一些真实的报警记录 哦 Puh-lice

all right,these are all form the police blotter section of the different news papers and unfortunately,they are real

好 来看这些全部摘自不同新闻报纸中的警务报道 非常不幸呐 他们是真的

This is from Rochester New Hampshire,2:58 pm

这个是来自新汗布什尔州罗彻斯特的报道 下午两点五十八分

The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours making parents nervous

位于汉森街的一个学习中心报警说 街对面有个男人一直站在他家窗户那儿偷窥 搞得家长们很紧张

Police ID'd the subject as a cardboard cut-out of Arnold Schwarzenegger,real

警察出警后才发现那原来是施瓦辛格的纸板像 真的哦

they also reported a guy with really loose arms and legs blowing outside of a car dealership

他们还报道过有一四体不分 有伤风化的“男子” 充满气站在汽车经销商店外面

They got that guy,they got him

警察抓了“他” 确实抓了啊

This is from Wisonsin Rapids Wisconsin,these are real,from 5:09 pm

这是来自威斯康星拉皮兹 这也是真的 下午五点零九分

A nekoosa woman reports a relative keeps bothering her and asking her questions

一名尼库萨女子报警说一个亲戚不停地烦她 还不停问她问题

Oh my god,you can call the police for that

天哪 你这样也都可以报警

it's gonna make the holidays easier for a lot of people,that keep that in mind

你只会让大家看你笑话 记住我说的话

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