艾伦脱口秀334:激动得睡不着

October 19th,Journal,I just got the new iphone that has siri

10月19日 日记君 我刚刚买了有Siri功能的iphone4s

It's amazing.I can tell it to do anything and it does it

Siri真是太神奇了 只要动动嘴她就能帮我把任何事儿办了

I just told it to text Portia，I love you and I can't wait to see you tonight.Auh,I know

我刚刚叫她发条短信给Portia 我爱你 等不及今晚要见你了 噢 是啊

October 20th,Journal.Remind me to be more specific

10月20日 日记君 记得提醒我以后跟Siri讲话的时候要详细一点

Siri texted the guy who sold me my porche,awkward.Not right

那个白痴把短信发给了我的保时捷销售商 好尴尬 完全不对头

October 28th,Journal.I have great news.Portia and I had a new niece name Perry

10月28日 日记君 又有好消息了哦 我和Portia又添了个侄女 叫Perry

She is so cute,she has tiny little hands and feet

她好可爱 有软软的小手和小脚丫

And all I can think when I held her was one day those are gonna be fingerprints all over my pretty glass table

当我抱着这个小肉团的时候 我唯一的想法就是 有一天她的小手小脚会在我漂亮的玻璃桌上印满指纹的

January 14th,2012.Journal.I'm getting ready for a very exciting day of football

2012年1月14日 日记君 我已经准备好了 让橄榄球来得更猛烈些吧

The Saints are in the playoff for the Superbowl,I know they are gonna win

圣徒队已经进了超级碗的决赛了 我知道他们一定会赢的

I'm so sure I bet a whole lot of money on it.Ok jurunal.I'll write tomorrow when I'm rich

所以我在他们身上下了重注 好了 日记君 等我明天发达了再跟你唠

January 15th,Journa.Ramen noddles aren't really that bad

1月15日 日记君 泡面真心没那么难吃

February 1th,The first lady of the United States of Amercia is gonna be on my show tomorrow

2月1日 明天美国第一夫人就要上我的节目了

I am so excited,I don't think I'll sleep tonight,actually I am so excited it makes me wanna dance

我很激动 我激动得睡不着 我激动得想跳舞了

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