艾伦脱口秀333:土拨鼠日

Thank you very much.Back at you,thanks so much.Back at you

万分感谢 所有的热情都如数奉还 谢谢

I appreciate you being here,have a seat everybody

非常感谢各位观众来到我的节目 大家坐下吧

You've all been dancing like crazy.I've been watching,sing songs

我在后台看到你们 一直在那儿疯狂地跳舞 还唱着歌

Today is Groundhog Day,so if,you konw that right

今天是土拨鼠日 你们知道吧

Ok so if you feel like you keep repeating the same things over and over again,that's why

所以 如果你们开始重复做一件事的话 都怪它

Today is Groundhog Day,so if you feel like you keep reapting the same things over and over again,that's why

今天是土拨鼠日 所以如果你们开始重复做一件事的话 都怪它

Today is Groundhog Day,that's all

今天是土拨鼠日 没了

I can't believe it's already February,can you believe it's February already

真的难以置信 已经是二月份了 你们能相信已经是二月份了吗

That's just,January just went flying by,I realize I barely taken the time to look back on the past year

一月份已转瞬即逝 我意识到我还没有花时间来总结一下去年的工作

So I brought my journal from homoe and I thought I would read a few entries from it if you don't mind

所以我带来了《Ellen日记》 如果你们不介意的话我准备读几篇

Just a few of my personal entries I would share with America and the world

几篇我愿意和美国和全世界分享的“私人”日记

February 8,2011.Dear journal,you'll never believe the news I got today

亲爱的日记君 你不会相信这条新闻的

I'm ninth cousins with Kate Middleton the future queen of England

我是未来的英国皇后 凯特王妃的九代表亲

Isn't that crazy.I'm gonna try and use it to get a discount on a queen size matress

听起来是不是很疯狂 我要试试看能不能打着这个旗号 在买大号床垫时杀个价

Didn't work.May 25,I jumped ahead a lot.I just watched Oprah's last show,I'm gonna miss her.At least I still have rages

事实证明不能 我往前跳了好多 我刚刚看完了Oprah的最后一期节目 我会想念她的 起码我对她仍有着热爱

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