艾伦脱口秀150:万元大奖

You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one.

你知道吗 谢谢 谢谢 我还想再给你们讲一个 听听看这个

Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for a job?

海草都去哪里找工作 海草都去哪里找工作

The \"kelp wanted\" section.Alright, okay, too far.I put it.

\"海草招聘会\" 好吧 扯过头了 不好笑

I should stop.Here's something I'm excited to start,It's a brand new watching-win contest.

我应该见好就收 说一个挺让我激动的事 最新举办了看电视赢奖品比赛

This season apart with TCL and Roku be my official TV sponsor.

这一季是与TCL合作 罗库是我们的官方电视赞助商

They are presenting a Selfie Yourself $10,000 Challenge,

他们举办了 晒自拍赢万元大奖的挑战活动

On next week you can enter to win a fifty-five-inches \"TCL Roku TV\" and $10,000.

下一周你们就可以参与 奖品是55英寸的TCL罗库电视和一万美元奖金

All you have to do, is take a selfie with my show playing in the background each day,

你要做的就是每天拍一张自拍 照片背景播放我的节目

then go to my website submit your selfie and tell me why you should win.

然后把你的自拍上传到我的网页 并且告诉我你赢得大奖的理由

Watch TV to win money is the American dream.

看电视赢奖金就是美国梦啊

Alright.Right now,Right now I'm bringing out two people who always make me so happy,

好了 现在 现在我要为你们请出两个 总能让我超开心的人

Here to dance for you Our 4-year-old Heaven and her mom Tianne.

来给你们跳段舞 有请我们4岁的海文和她的妈妈蒂安娜

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