《柯南脱口秀》第160期:保守秘密

kntkx 柯南脱口秀 172 0

what?What kind of psychopath has one drink a week? 搞毛啊哪种神经病一周喝一杯啊

Who is this person that I'm very afraid of that just goes one,that's it for me. 这个人是谁啊我很害怕他说就一杯我够了

For the week?Yeah,one to start the week.To begin it maybe. 一整周吗喝一杯酒开始这一周这倒有可能

That's so creepy.one is creepier than zero or 100,yeah,by far. 太诡异了 1杯比0杯或者100杯还要诡异

Because zero said,hey man.I used to have a problem,ok. 0杯说明我以前有酗酒问题

And 100 says hey,man,I currently have a problem. 100被说明我现在有问题

But one says,I'm keeping a secret and it's a problem.A big problem.Thank you,thank you. 但是1杯说明我在保守秘密这是个问题大问题谢谢谢谢

I changed my life recently for the better. 我最近让我的生活更加美好

I started sleepoing naked and it's the greatest thing I have done. 我开始裸睡这是我做过的最棒的事情

Yeah,thank you.If you're doing it,bravo. 是啊谢谢如果你在裸睡太棒了

I feel so free,I can swim around in there.No now. 我感觉好自由可以在里面游泳没有束缚

It's interesting that socially we're told to sleep in clothes. 很有意思在社会上我们被教育要穿着衣服睡觉

Isn't that ?Like we're told we should be sleeping in clothes at night for some reason. 那难道不奇怪吗大人们给我们说出于某种原因我们晚上该穿着衣服睡觉

And I remember being 8 years old,dancing on my bed as you do when you're 8 years old. 我记得八岁时裸体在床上跳舞跟你八岁时一样

My mother came in and she said Andrew,put on some clothes and get to bed now. 我妈妈进来了然后说安德鲁穿上衣服快点睡觉

I said why?And she said,we don't sleep naked in this house. 我说为什么啊她说这个家不许裸睡

I said why not?And she said,what if in the middle of the night,the house,what?Catches on fire. 我说为什么不呢她说如果大半夜的房子怎么了着火了怎么办

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