《柯南脱口秀》第153期:狂欢摇摆夜

Check this one out.For five I will come over to your house and push your kid too hard at the sport of your choice. 看看这位 5 块钱 乐意前往您家中 过分狠地在你所选择的运动中逼迫你的孩子加油

Actresses needed.I'm a former Tony award winning playwright,currently casting for one hot night in jiggle town. 寻求女演员 前托尼奖得奖编剧 目前招募演员加入剧目《狂欢摇摆夜》

For sale,blankie,I'm gonna miss you,blankie,but I'm 32 years old. 出售 小被被 我会想你的 小被被 但我32了

Aah screw it,blankie is not for sale.I have weed though. 去他的 不卖了 但是我有大麻

Check this guy out.Help my charity,trying to reach my goal of donating one million orgasms.only 999,999 to go. 看这位 帮助我的慈善事业 努力实现捐赠一百万个性高潮的目标 只剩999,999个了

Nice,he's proud.Very proud.Very proud.I have never done that after an orgasm. 不错 他很自豪 非常自豪 非常自豪 我高潮之后从未这样过

From the academy,we have a great show tonight, 今晚节目很棒

Frow the academy award winning films \"Birdman\"and \"Grand Budapest hotel\" and producer of the new Netflix documentary,we will talk about it,\"My Own Man,\"Edward Norton is on the program. 奥斯卡得奖电影《鸟人》《布达佩斯大饭店》 新网飞纪录片《我做主》制作人 我们稍后再谈 爱德华·诺顿来做客了

and from the hit CBS series \"The Big Bang Theory,\"Melissa Rauch is on the show. CBS热剧《生活大爆炸》 梅丽莎·劳奇来做客了

Andrew Santino is here.Jimmy,let's do it. 谐星 安德鲁·桑迪诺来做客了 稍后更精彩 吉米走起