《柯南脱口秀》第119期:用巧克力诱捕熊

They've been using chocolate as bait bears and they may ban it. 他们一直在用巧克力诱捕熊 此举可能遭禁

They sotpped using chocolate after the traps caught three women going through a breakup. 他们停止了这种行为 是因为陷阱抓到了三个经历分手 正处于低潮的女人

The hunters come，what do you want?I was going to say,they're equally dangerous. 猎人来了 你想干什么 我刚想说 她们也一样危险

I wanted to talk about something.This is what I do when I'm at home. 我想提件事 我在家就做这个

I watch a lot of TV,you know Andy.yes I do.I watch TV like crazy.I'm a big TV fan.I caught Andy not playing attention. 我经常看电视 你知道的 是啊 我特别喜欢看电视 我是个电视粉 我发现安迪刚刚走神了

You working on your stamp collection over there?I've got some real estate brochures.And he likes,en,yeah,whatever. 你在那边集邮啊 我拿了些地产宣传册 他这样 嗯 随你了

I watch a lot of television.One thing I find very helpful when I'm watching TV is that little info button on the cable remote.You know what I'm talking about. 我经常看电视 一件对我很有用的东西 就是遥控器上的信息键 大家知道我指的是什么吗

You push it.It brings up a screen and it tells you what you need to know about the show that you're watching. 一按 就出现一个屏幕 上面介绍了你在看的节目

So I thought we'd take a look at some info button results in a little piece we call \"What am I watching?\" 所以我想带大家看一些信息键的结果 这一节就叫做《我在看什么》