《柯南脱口秀》第84期:朋友的忠告

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I married the yoga Martha Stewart.You know the people who married above their station? 我老婆是瑜伽界的玛莎·斯图尔特你知道那些攀高枝的男人吗

yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand，your wife is a lovely lovely women. 知道我就是其中之一我理解你太太美丽动人

She is beatuiful,Everyone who meets my wife,says oh man you lucked out,you idiot.You hit the jackpot. 她很漂亮所有见过我太太的人都说你小子真有福白痴你中头彩了

I married above my station.My wife makes the ,doesn't like me to microwave the gravy,because it destroys the integrity of the gravy. 我攀了高枝我太太亲手烹饪肉汁不让我用微波炉加热这样破坏肉汁的味道

But I don't care.I'm a gravy guy and I like it hot. 我才不在乎呢我这人喜欢肉汁我就喜欢热着吃

It's coming across,John,It's coming across when you keep saying it like that.I'm telling you as a friend. 这话听起来约翰以你的口气这话听起来很奇怪这是我作为朋友的忠告

Let me try this,watch this.Hi,I'm a gravy guy. 我这样试试看着点嗨我这人喜欢肉汁

Does it feel weird?How many days have you been without gravy? 感觉奇怪吗你有多少天没吃肉汁了

I like to save up because we got the holidays coming.I need some gravy. 我想节约一点因为圣诞节快到了我需要肉汁

John.I just turned into the Chris rock.I know.we could do a show an hour just on gravy. 约翰我变成了克里斯·洛克是啊我们可以聊上一小时的肉汁

would you want your own gravy boat?I like gravy too. 你想要自己的肉汁壶吗我也喜欢肉汁

But I don't go around saying I'm a gravy guy.You phony bologna,you would like to. 但我不会到处说我这人喜欢肉汁你个虚伪逼其实你很想说

You called me a phony bologna,We don't use that language on cable.we are going to start,a big night. 你管我叫虚伪逼在有线电视上不能用这种词汇那就从现在开始今晚很精彩

I would like to have extra gravy.I would like to my whole plate in gravy.I get nervous when I see other people using it. 我喜欢多加一些肉汁我喜欢把满盘子都浸满肉汁我看到别人浇肉汁的时候会紧张

I feel bad,because we always host the stray friends and people out here who aren't going back to New York or some place for the holiday. 我感觉很糟糕因为我们经常会招待不会纽约或其他地方过圣诞节的朋友

We host the strays.And I get my own gravy boat.You have your own?Yes. 我们会招待外乡人我有自己的肉汁壶你有自己的肉汁壶对

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