艾伦脱口秀379:希望私下见面

A company called GE generator systems.This is true

GE发电公司 这是真的

They ask Americans whic celebrity they would want at their house if the power went out

他们问民众如果停电了 他们希望哪个名人出现在他们的房子里

and I'm happy to say I was the winner.Thank you.thank you

我可以骄傲地说 我就是冠军 谢谢大家 谢谢

I wanted it so bad you guys,and I won

我可想要这个冠军了 我赢了

It's very flattering,it's nice to know you can watch me on TV and you want me there in person,that's good

这是我的荣幸 得知不仅喜欢从电视上看到我 还希望私下见面 我很开心 这样很好

there's no electricity just being my house and do the show

没电了 就在我家做节目给我看吧

But I don't know what you would think I would do in the dark,cause

但是不知道你们想要我在黑暗中做什么

First of all I'm a married lady,she put a ring on it

首先 我是一位已婚女士 有戒指哦亲

and second of all I don't know if am the right person to call when the power goes out

其次 我也不确定我能不能把持住停电的场面

I actually in a little bit scare of dark,the last time we lost power I grab candles and flashlights and ran into my panic room

我其实有点怕黑 上次停电的时候 我拿着蜡烛和手电筒 惊慌跑进密室

and I hit under Sandra Bullock and it turned out we didn't lose power,I forget take my eye mask

竟然在下面撞到了Sandra Bullock, 然而真相是 并没有停电 是我忘记摘下我的眼罩了

You can imagine when,but whoever vote for me,thank you very much,If I can entertain you in the dark,I would

你可以想象 十分感谢投我票的各位亲们 如果我有能力在黑暗中给你们带来欢乐 我会的

Because obviously there are something we can do togetehr and we don't need power.We can dance

因为有些事情我们可以一起做 而它们并不需要电的 比如跳舞

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