艾伦脱口秀378:关于电的话题

Have a seat.That's lovely,thank you very much

请坐 真好 谢谢大家

Thank you for it,I say right back at you,thank you so much for being here

谢谢你们 掌声和欢呼如数奉还给你们 谢谢你们来到现场

How's that you feeling,good.I'm glad

大家都好么 我很高兴

I am glad here,but would you feel even better if I told you for the very first time in the history of this program

我很高兴 你们会不会更嗨一点 如过我说我们首次在节目中

This is never happen before ever,not none other time previous till today in history before the moment that we are in now,that Brad Pitt is here

有史以来第一次 就在此时此刻之前 都没有来过的 Brad Pitt来了

I've known so.It's a luxury here today which is perfect because I would like to talk about electricity

我就知道会这样 今天你们是来对了 完美的一天 我想谈关于电的话题

Who wants learn about science,anybody

有人想了解可续吗 各位

You don't have a choice,soap is gone.It's me now

你们也没得选 肥皂剧时段结束了 我说了算

I'm sure you know there is a lot of power outage over the past few months because the storms or hurricanes

相信你们都听说了 最近由于暴雨和飓风 频发引起断电

and I know about them first hand,because my house was struck by lightening

我是身有体会啊 因为我的房子就被闪电击到了

Now some people dont't believe me,but it is true and you can ask aliens who learned it all at our backyard

一些人并不相信 但这是事实 你们也可以问问我后院的外星人 它们目睹了全过程

It is really struck by lightening,but people don't believe me

大家并不相信 可它真的是被闪电击中了

But anyway,because the power outages there was a poll.I have so many polls,I didn't realise there are so many polls

不管怎样 由于停电也有一个投票 我有很多头头投票 从没有想到会有这么多投票

But there was a poll just conducted,part upon was conducted

这个投票正在进行

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