艾伦脱口秀126:小时候蠢哭了

Oh yeah I didn't know that Yeah, no, we've never swim together No

我确实有 我并不知道 是的 我们从没一起游过泳 -没有

but you have but so but yeah I know when I was five,

但你 我记得 我五岁的时候

I was, we had a circular swimming pool that my dad built into the ground,

我爸爸修了个圆形的地下游泳池

so it was not the one to climb up into it.

不是那种攀爬式的

And I basically was riding my tricycle around the pool,

我在泳池周围骑着脚踏车

I just I don't know, I just took a wrong turn,and I went into the pool.

不知道为什么 我转错了方向 掉进了泳池里

And I was sort of panic and kind of just sunken and I didn't think let it go.

我当时吓坏了 不断在下沉 我也没想到要松手

So you are not a bright child. No, I was a very dumb child.

所以你小时候不是很聪明 对 我小时候蠢哭了

It's a shame.But my brother right and dove in and got me out of the pool.

太丢脸了 好在我哥跳进泳池把我救了出来

But I have this, it's like a Pavlov in thing when I go under.

我一下水似乎就会有阴影

I just, so I had to do There is a scene where I I hold on to all of this weighs.

有一次 一个场景是 我抓住一些重物

And I decided I'm gonna try to just off myself.

决定这样自杀

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