艾伦脱口秀29 宠物也是有感情的

Hey ya'll know a lot about me.

嘿 大家对我都非常了解

You know that I'm an animal lover,right?

都知道我是动物爱好者

I love animals.

我可喜欢动物了

Do you love animals?

你们喜欢动物吗

I love animals so i have animals,

我喜欢动物所以也养了一些

I have dogs and i have cats.

我养了狗 也养了猫

and I like wild animals.

我也喜欢野生动物

One time, I had to get 15 stitches

有一次 我试着去抱一只澳洲野狗

'cause I tried to hug a dingo.

却因此受伤缝了15针

Like a dog to me.

我觉得它和宠物狗没差嘛

So last week, scientists confirm something

上星期 科学家证实狗狗也是有感情的

that would come as no surprise to animal lovers, dogs have human emotion,

这对动物爱好者来说应该不奇怪

Does that surprise anyone?

有人觉得不可思议吗

Now,how many of you already...that dogs had human emotions.

你们中有多少人觉得狗狗是具备人类感情的

Alrighy,and how many of you think that your Beanie Babies have human emotions.

好吧 你们又有多少人觉得 自己的豆豆娃是由感情 的

I have to ask to weed out the crazies,so...

我必须得问问 好把神经病们请出队伍啊

So the scientists have figured out by doing an MRI on a dog's brain.

科学家是通过给狗狗做核磁共振来证实这一理论的

This is the dog's brain

这是狗狗的脑部扫描成像

or a Grateful Dead T-shirt.

还是迷幻乐队的T恤图案啥的

And...so I guess the blue part means it's sad

我猜蓝色部分应该代表悲伤

and the red part means it's happy.

红色则代表开心

At least that's what a mood ring says.

至少情绪戒指是这么表示的

I don't know what i'm looking at. I don't know.

我才不知道那是什么呢 真的不知道

I'm just guessing it is.

刚刚都是我瞎猜的