《柯南脱口秀》第149期:多元化表情符号

kntkx 柯南脱口秀 170 0

I like it.You feel like all of the popped and there's more at the end. 我喜欢这种感觉好像以为爆米花都崩开了然后又出现了几声响

I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 这叫欢呼爆米花嗯是用来掩盖尴尬沉默的

I love awkward silence.I know,it is one of your favorite things. 我喜欢尴尬沉默是啊是你最喜欢的了

Welcome to the show,good to see you,Andy.We have a great show for you tonight.Ok,no bought that at all. 欢迎来到节目现场见到你真高兴安迪今晚为大家准备了精彩的节目好吧根本没人信啊

They're hanging on every word.I said great show.and there was a quiet in here. 他们听着我的每一句话我说节目很精彩然后寂静一片

They just assume,like yes,of course.No,I saw people with cropped arms. 他们只是想当然了不我看到有人抱臂

I wasn't looking.It never happened.It never has.And it won't star now. 我没仔细看从来没有过从来都没精彩过现在也不会变精彩

I can hear what you're saying.No,great show.Great guests.we're going to have a lot of fun. 我听得到你们的话不节目很精彩嘉宾很棒我们会很开心的

Now,that's just sad.That's sad coming at that late date.When you do that,it just hurts everything. 简直可悲啊这么晚简直可悲这样做只有反效果了

What's going on?A lot to talk about tech news.I don't know if we have techies here. 最近有什么情况很多可聊有些科技新闻不知道这里是否有科技迷

But apple's next iPhone update they just announced will include 300 new racially diverse emojis.300,yes. 苹果的新iPhone更新将涵盖300个新种族多元化表情符号 300个没错

Yeah,they're adding one African American emoji and 299 white emojis who about having a black friend. 他们将加上1个非裔美国人表情符号和299个吹嘘自己有黑人朋友的白人表情符号

Like,I don't talk to him much,but I see him around occasionally. 我跟他不怎么常说话但我偶尔会见他

What else is going on?some people are saying bill O'Reilly exaggerated his war experience in the 1980's.yeah. 还有什么有人说比尔·奥莱利夸大了他1980年代的战争经历没错

People became suspicious because O'Reilly said he was injured in the East Coast West Coast rap wars. 大家之所以起疑是因为奥莱利说他在东西海岸说唱大战中负了伤

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